Monthly Archives: June 2011

Pet Travel
Do you dread those trips to the dog kennels?

They can be horrible can’t they? You are looking forward to your holiday but the pet travel is one thing you’d gladly miss out on. Why not use pet travel services in the future? You could ring specialist pet travel companies and experienced handlers will collect and transport your pet to the kennels. The kind and friendly handlers drive a fully equipped van and your precious pet will be perfectly happy as they complete their journey to the kennels. You’re bound to be worried as a doting dog owner but there’s really no need when your pet is in the safe hands of the pet travel team. Ask for your dog to be picked up from your doorstep and they can be taken to the kennels in complete comfort thanks to the pet travel team.

Love your cats?

They still have to go to the cattery at some time. They are crafty creatures; they know how to play on your emotions. Wise up this year and use the services of the pet travel experts. Say goodbye to your cat at the doorstep of your home and hand them over to the pet travel service. Can’t face the heartbreak of the cattery? You don’t have to. Book the pet travel service. Bid farewell at your home address; your cat can be taken and you’ll both feel less stressed. You deserve that holiday; it’s the only one you’ll get this year. Rely on the pet travel service to transport your precious pet back and forward to the cattery for your convenience.

What happens to you pets when your house is sold?

Have you thought about how they’ll feel moving to another home? Who will take them to the new address? Have you the room in your car? It’s certainly a worry. Thankfully the pet travel experts can help you in times of crisis. Pet moves to different addresses are just some of the fabulous services that they provide. They understand it can be stressful moving home, for you and all of your pets. They provide pet travel services to take your animals from your old home to your new one in a relaxed and stress-free manner. Their fully equipped van is perfect for transporting your prized animals. Safety is paramount to the pet travel service and your pets might just enjoy the trip to their new home.

Travel Jokes
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.

Travel Jokes

1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,

“Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!”

The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.

After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,

“I sleep with your mother whenever I want!”

Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.

A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell,

“Dad, go home!”

2. You’re at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.

3.

“Visi, Vermini, Vomnui” – I visited, I freaked, I threw up.

4. The President’s Vacation

George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says,

“Wow, imagine if you had married him. You’d be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States.”

Laura rolls her eyes and says, “No. I’d be married to the President of the United States.”

5. “Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi” – I came, I caught a disease, I ran away.”

Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments.

Get out there and go.

Rick Chapo is with Nomad Travel Journals – makers of writing journals. Travel journals are great travel accessories and travel gifts for student travel, family vacations and adventure travel. Visit NomadJournalTrips.com for more travel articles, travelogues and travel stories.